Clemens may lose case because of his wife's boob job

This is amazing. Fuck. You can't make this shit up. Clemens is such a fucking dumbass. I already fucking hate him for throwing a broken bat at Mike Piazza, but now he's gone from the subject of my hate to a laughable dumbass. Here's a quote:

"The Daily News has learned that in the days since the Feb. 13 public hearing on steroids in baseball, another major leaguer has informed congressional investigators that Clemens often joked in the clubhouse about a memorable account of the party - a scene in which Debbie Clemens and Canseco's ex-wife Jessica compared the results of their surgical breast enhancements."

That's not The Onion, that's the fucking NY Daily News.

This is the article: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

You can't make this shit up.


Note: I think Jessica Canseco definitely won the boob-job battle. Look at that photo next to the article!

HOly shit its early in the morning

I'm shocked that I'm awake at such a normal hour. This is way too early for a lazy ass slacker like me. what the fuck? Ok, now that I've amazed myself, here's something that will amaze you sick fuckers:

HOLY SHIT ITS THE CROC FROM HAPPY GILMORE!!!

http://tooshocking.com/view-4385-Marriage_Proposal_Fails_Miserably

REJECTED!!!! BEtter get this guy some tissues, ad no, not because he's going to need them when he cries his face off (though he will) but he's not gonna be getting any for a while and tissues are much neater than blowing your load on your portable DVD player. Oh yah, get him some good pornos because he needs to get his mind off that bitch he just proposed to. Or if you've actually got some money (and why would you? No rich man in his right mind would waste his fucking life reading this shit. I'm just kidding. If you're reading this, then i love you. Okay, maybe not.) buy him a hooker, or at least take him to a strip club. Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hye, say goodbye to poontang.

Disclaimer: There's a good chance this guy will hate all women after this, and/or will become a homo. In that case, I'd bet he catches.

extreme skipping is the shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx7k7gyJuFA

WARNIG: THis video may contain footage of some douchebags acting really queer. The upside is that its really funny. YOu wish you did this.

how weird would it be if i cut myself

i was just thinking that the title of this blog (and the fact that I blog) is really emo/goth/some other stupid shit that retarded teenagers do. i don't cut myself though. that would be so weird. holy shit why the fuck would i cut MYSLEF. I'd cut other people if anything. Probably not. I'd get squeamish a little. And they might try to hurt me if i slice them. so bad idea. fuck i hate emos. i dont even know what the fuck it is but it justs sounds retarded. its like...

BIg Brother: stay awa from those kids, they're emo.
Little bro: whats emo?
BIg bro: fucked if i know dipshit stop asking me questions. they're the ones that cut themselves.


Maybe ppl that cut themselves are the goths and i just sounded like a total fool in front of the whole internet. fuck if i care.

holy shit

This is such a shitty idea i don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with this. It's 4:32 in the morning I'm such a dumbass for being awake.