whatthefuckareyousaying

http://tooshocking.com/view-4385-Marriage_Proposal_Fails_Miserably

REJECTED!!!! BEtter get this guy some tissues, ad no, not because he's going to need them when he cries his face off (though he will) but he's not gonna be getting any for a while and tissues are much neater than blowing your load on your portable DVD player. Oh yah, get him some good pornos because he needs to get his mind off that bitch he just proposed to. Or if you've actually got some money (and why would you? No rich man in his right mind would waste his fucking life reading this shit. I'm just kidding. If you're reading this, then i love you. Okay, maybe not.) buy him a hooker, or at least take him to a strip club. Nah nah nah nah, hey hey hye, say goodbye to poontang.

Disclaimer: There's a good chance this guy will hate all women after this, and/or will become a homo. In that case, I'd bet he catches.