shwwwwwwu is not scary

People have some weird assumption that "shwwwwwu" is a scary sound. This ruined one of ym fun nigths at a haunted house. A stupid guy pooped out of a bush wearing white table cloth and actually got my nerves tingling. But what ruined all my fun was that he said "shwwwwuuu" instead of "booooo" What a doosh. I giggled but then for the rest of the night i was really pissed because I wanted a fun time and this dude ruine dit all... I was so mad I slit my wrist and now I am a heroin addict

thoughts from tonight

Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka,

Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka,

Right now…uh…uh…. Right now…uh…uh….Right now…uh…uh….

Right now…uh…uh….When tha fuck we doin this?!?!?!?!?

Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka,

Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka, Right now – mothu fucka,

Right now…uh…uh…. Right now…uh…uh….Right now…uh…uh….

Right now…uh…uh….When tha fuck we doin this?!?!?!?!?

Fuck when we doin… Fuck when we doin…fuck fuck

Fuck when we doin… Fuck when we doin…fuck fuck fuck…

WHEN THA FUCK WE DOIN THIS!?!????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!

DANCING QUEEN

Feel the beat of your tam-boo-rine…uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(very sesnsual)

THIs is how we do it

How we do it to it, yes we do it to you

And I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!(me)

I’ve become so alive

I can feel you there

Everyone could die

I wouldn’t care

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR……arararararararararar……

Joe/Michael the fellow beatbox interlude (interlewd) (haha so fucking funny)

Rachel bolnik tries to join in beatboxing but I make her stop (sorry that’s really mean)

[bolnik cracks up laughing hysterically, then gets mad and has an evil face]

I need to stop picking on her.

Bum bee dee bum bum bee dee bum bum bum bee dee bum bum bum bee dee bum

Holy fuck im going crazy caffeine is way better than crack could ever be I feel like I am on crack I have no idea I really think im on crac im going nuts and its 1 AM im a seriously on XTC or something omg I look scary right now I am moving around violently this would scare the faint of heart oh shitt…

Right now mother fucka’a

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‘OH SHIT THIHS SHOYULD BE VIDEOED

I LOOKED LIKE A MONKEY ON ETC AND PURE COMLUMBIAN COCAINE

TOPPED OF BY ANGELDUST FOR DESSERT

I like your mom

Are you wondering why i have such a massive scab/bruise/hickey/nasy shit on my neck??? WEll, to tell you the truth, your mom's a biter. YEP, she likes nibblin'. Sorry you had to find out from me.

Japanese Model Wins Court Case Because of Her Huge Breasts

Here's another reason to love big boobs (as if you needed convincing): Serena Kozakura, a Japanese model, argued that her boobs were too big for her to fit through a door (and lay a beat down on her cheating boyfriend/dumbass). And you know what the amazing part is? She won the case. Because her boobs were too big to fit through a hole in the door. If that's not the ultimate compliment than I don't know what is. THAT"S fucking incredible! Why don't boobs have effects on cases in US courts? Oh wait, nevermind.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/ts_afp/entertainmentjapancourtpeopleoffbeat

I HATE FLYING TURTLES SOO PHUKIN MUCH!!!!

Dude, yesterday I was buying cotton candy and some dumb-ass flying fucking turtle snatched it out of my hand. I didn't have enough money to buy a new one. I'm so fucking angry. His stupid claw-feet scratched my head and it hurts.