1. Tell her she looks fat in that dress.2. Take a shit on her new carpet.
3. Instead of going to college, start a meth lab.
4. Marry an asian woman and send mom a postcard of you two in a kinky sex position (leather mask recommended).
5. Put her cat in the microwave.
stop being a pussy...
6. Tell her that you have decided to become gay because she is such a bitch that you now hate all women.
7. "Accidentally" misplace her meds and take them yourself. (Be careful wth this one, your mom may be a crazy bitch!)
8. Ask her if you can go back into the womb for a while until you can get a steady job.
9. Steal her vibrator (works best if dad is away/dead).
10. Tell mom that your coming to visit, then order a shemale hooker to go over and pretend to be you.
That last one is way too imaginitive...
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