who the fuck are you?

who the fuck are you?
future mcdonald's quarter pounder

Monday, May 19, 2008

When you're feeling down...

....and you want to turn its around!!!!!

JUST REMEMBER:

You were once a tiny sperm. 1 of 1,000,000+ sperm that your father ejaculated. But you got to your mom's ovaries first. YOU WON! The odds were slim, but gosh darnit, you pulled through. Unless you were a test tube baby. Then you just fucking suck.

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