Wicked

I saw Wicked tonight, and I was expecting something good. But what the fuck?! They didn't even have Dorothy. Who does the wizard of Oz without Dorothy?

The witch was pretty hot though, except for the whole green thing. But the flying monkeys were badass. And the song where she flies -- my goodness I was so uplifted.

The good witch turned out to be a huge bitch. Go figure. She was so annoying. She reminded me of Ashley Tisdale in the fucking High School Musical (re: suckfest).

HAve you ever scratched the inside of your big toe? It gets so rough. YOu can't feel that shit. I tried scratching recently and i had to use a nailclipper to get rid of the dead protective layer of skin, and it still didn't work. Honestly I don't know who's idea it was to make such an itchy area unscratchable.