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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Clemens may lose case because of his wife's boob job

This is amazing. Fuck. You can't make this shit up. Clemens is such a fucking dumbass. I already fucking hate him for throwing a broken bat at Mike Piazza, but now he's gone from the subject of my hate to a laughable dumbass. Here's a quote:

"The Daily News has learned that in the days since the Feb. 13 public hearing on steroids in baseball, another major leaguer has informed congressional investigators that Clemens often joked in the clubhouse about a memorable account of the party - a scene in which Debbie Clemens and Canseco's ex-wife Jessica compared the results of their surgical breast enhancements."

That's not The Onion, that's the fucking NY Daily News.

This is the article: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/02/25/2008-02-25_roger_clemens_may_have_joked_about_wifes.html

You can't make this shit up.


Note: I think Jessica Canseco definitely won the boob-job battle. Look at that photo next to the article!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ya yo that so fukin true her boobs look like there on steroids

Anonymous said...

Well said.

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